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Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Kabbalah Backwords is actually "HOLLA BACK"

Different Kitchen had a link to the Kabbalah Energy Drink website.

Kabbalah Energy Drink is a delicious citrus fusion which contains essential vitamins and amino acids that pick you up and keep you going. Kabbalah Energy Drink is a refreshing source of positive energy for your busy lifestyle...so whether you need to take your dog for a walk, study for finals, bar-hop with friends or just need a second wind at the office, reach for Kabbalah Energy Drink. Also available in a low-carb Sugar Free variety!

I'd heard about this drink a while back, but never really paid much attention to it. I mean, come on. Ashton Kutchner headed the campaign.

But looking at the cans and reading "all the wonderful things being said" about the drink, I kinda wonder how good it really is. For example...MSNBC said that "Kabbalah Energy Drink tastes better..." But the company cuts off what exactly they say it tastes better than. Other energy drinks? Water? Donkey Piss? Who knows.

The New York Magazine said "this is pop culture right now..." Looking at the product, that does not sound like a compliment. (Well at least not to me) If this is where pop culture is right now, than pop culture is going down hill, and pretty much everyone knows that. Including the people who run this campaign. Because this is probably a spin of bad press into good press.

And what is up with the "Jewish Script" letters here. Does the script make it more "authentic"? What does KSA mean? Is that their Kosher symbol? What the hell is going on?

I will agree that Kabbalah is a very fun word. It looks fun as well as sounds fun. But it's a very serious form of not only study, but beliefs as well. It was once practiced by only the holiest of Jewish men. (I don't know much about it, but that much I know...) The fact that there is an ENERGY DRINK that is being aligned with the actual practice of Kabbalah is kind of disgusting (and by actual practice, I'm not talking about that Hollywood crap). The so called "Source of Power" is nothing more than a load of biblical horse manure.


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