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Monday, May 22, 2006

Oh Esther...How You Disappoint...

(Photo Source: FourFour)

Madonna crucified herself at the kick off concert for her "Confessions" tour, her first world wide tour in about two years. As you can see, she donned a crown of thorns too.
Madonna launched her first world tour in two years on Sunday, delighting an enthusiastic Los Angeles crowd by hanging herself from a cross, insulting President George W. Bush, and dusting off some of the sexy moves that have sustained her career for more than 20 years

Oh but wait...it gets even better
The audience at the Los Angeles Forum included Madonna's Kabbalah guru Rabbi Yehuda Berg, socialite Nicole Richie, and gay icon Rosie O'Donnell, who upgraded herself to a premium seat on the floor and left her spouse alone in the stands.

Ok, so maybe it's just me, but for being such a wannabe Jew, Madonna is doing a pretty lousy job. Yes Jesus was a Jew. But hanging yourself from a cross isn't exactly very Jewish...especially with your "Rabbi" in the audience.

Madonna = Not Kosher

And you know what else is not kosher? The price of a Madonna t-shirt.

Her charging that much might actually be considered Jew-ey. At least the tax is included.


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